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Middlesbrough Council 

Welcome to Middlesbrough we think you are in for a surprise. Middlesbrough Executive are as ever busy doing nothing for the people currently living in Middlesbrough. The Executive welcomes Higher income better educated people to live in the town. Once our gentrification plans have been completed by the Ethnic Cleansing of the town and the take over of the Land and assets of those people already living in Middlesbrough. Help will be given to higher income families to locate in Middlesbrough and once established with higher value assets the Executive will see what can done to fleece you of your new Middlesbrough Land and Assets. One plan is thought to be compulsory gambling for all new Middlesbrough residents at the proposed Casino. 

Middlesbrough Executive are expected to announce new business partners shortly, it is widely thought a delegation will be invited to invest in new factories to compliment the Middlesbrough growth industries of Crime Drugs and Prostitution within Middlesbrough. The exact details are yet to be announced by Middlesbrough Executive, but delegations from the following organisations are expected to be visiting Middlesbrough shortly. Afghan Warlords to run the drugs factories. Amsterdam Brown Coffee Houses to retail the produce. Amsterdam Brothel Keepers to centralise the now Town wide prostitution. Mafia Enforcement Teams to Police all activities and a new factory sized launderette to help keep the towns new found income clean. 

Middlesbrough Executive Values

Middlesbrough Executive are proud of their values to other peoples properties, buy it, build it, develop it and we will come to asset strip your homes and businesses. All in the name of progress for ourselves and the town. Middlesbrough Executive are proud to be associated with SPIN, both the Roulette and Media Hype type. Middlesbrough Executive are proud to be out of step with the rest of the UK by the policies pursued to date which totally go against all modern thinking that alone is the foundation of Middlesbrough Executives success never use joined up thinking whilst pushing Middlesbrough Forward. Middlesbrough Executives successes to date are zero rated. The time for people choice is closing fast and after four years of spin is it not time for the people of Middlesbrough to show ZERO tollerance to the wastrells embeded within Middlesbrough Town Hall. Will the forthcoming local elections be the time for the people to show they have had enough and replace those elected Councillors who do not listen in a town wide show of the PEOPLE'S ZERO TOLLERANCE TO SPIN SLEAZE and WASTEFULL SPENDING OF PUBLIC FUNDS......